Young Sween's definitions

Dishwizard

Plain substitution for any noun-based insult: 'Shithead', 'Fucker', 'Minge' etc...

"Dude I totally fucked your mum the other night"
"Mate you're a proper Dishwizard"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.

1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Roof Tap

To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard.

"Man, bitch was wet last night! Makin' some fresh noises"
"Roof Tap?"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Snatchtacular

1. Getting so much pussy it's unbelievable.
2. A way to describe any household task. Your personal preference in Snatch (pussy) will determine how you feel about the particular task.

1. "Dude, last night was absolutely Snatchtacular!"
"Lucky then?"
2. "I fucking love hoovering, it's Snatchtacular at this time in the morning"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Ten Bears

To describe something that has been done to a high degree.

"Dude, that girl is looking for as much free dick as Ten Bears"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Velocityraptor

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.

"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."

by Young Sween January 25, 2009