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Definitions by Young Reezie

bitch dependency syndrome 

A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.
Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch

chia pet 

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
chia pet by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

homo milk 

1.) Short for homogenized milk
2.) The semen from a homosexual
Richard Taylor: I drank some homo milk yesterday, a lot of homo milk, it was sooo good...
Nigel Taylor: You're lactose intolerant
Richard Taylor: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men
homo milk by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
The absolute best license plate to have. Of course you will have to wear a couple pounds of jewelry and ride on 36 inch chrome to be able to rep this properly.
Stands for Very Important PIMP.
A: yo check that license plate, VIPIMP nigga!!
B: aww that nigga best be stacking paper to the ceiling
VIPIMP by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

stack paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

stacking paper to the ceiling 

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

pasty white pastrami 

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.
homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...