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by Young Reezie January 29, 2008
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Get the FOTL mug.Blood is a specialized bodily fluid that delivers necessary substances to the body's cells – such as nutrients and oxygen – and transports waste products away from those same cells.
Nerd: In vertebrates, blood is composed of blood cells suspended in a liquid called blood plasma. Plasma is mostly water and contains dissolved proteins, glucose, mineral ions, hormones, platelets and blood cells themselves. The blood cells present in blood are mainly red blood cells and white blood cells, including leukocytes and platelets. The most abundant cells in vertebrate blood are red blood cells. These contain hemoglobin, an iron-containing protein, which facilitates transportation of oxygen by reversibly binding to the respiratory gas and greatly increasing its solubility in blood.
Blood: wtf u sayin, east coast bloods nigga, im taxing dis watch bitch
Nerd: please dont hurt me...
Blood: wtf u sayin, east coast bloods nigga, im taxing dis watch bitch
Nerd: please dont hurt me...
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
Get the blood mug.Richard Taylor: I drank some homo milk yesterday, a lot of homo milk, it was sooo good...
Nigel Taylor: You're lactose intolerant
Richard Taylor: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men
Nigel Taylor: You're lactose intolerant
Richard Taylor: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
Get the homo milk mug.A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.
A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.
"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.
"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
Get the twinkie mug.Got Milk? is an American advertising campaign encouraging the consumption of cow's milk, created for the California Milk Processor Board in 1993. The voice saying "Got Milk?" at the end of each television ad is that of veteran voiceover actor Denny Delk.
In 1998, the slogan “got milk?” campaign expanded to include the faces, but not the names, of celebrities. By adding the celebrity cachet, awareness of drinking milk has increased 90%. Today the slogan is an international icon and the phrase has been parodied more than any other ad slogan.
In 1998, the slogan “got milk?” campaign expanded to include the faces, but not the names, of celebrities. By adding the celebrity cachet, awareness of drinking milk has increased 90%. Today the slogan is an international icon and the phrase has been parodied more than any other ad slogan.
Doctor: mrs. lipstein l'm afraid l have some bad news. the tumor is malignant. i'm afraid you only have 6 months to live.
Mrs. lipstein: oh my god!!!
narrator: got milk?
Mrs. lipstein: oh my god!!!
narrator: got milk?
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
Get the got milk? mug.A medically common visual emetic, used to empty the gastrointestinal tract of various foodstuffs. May cause several hours of nausea afterward as a side effect.
Doc: hmmm, the syrup of ipecac failed to work, im going to prescribe a far stronger emetic, please watch 2 girls 1 cup
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
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