The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along
the taint to
the pocket created by
your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"
What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your
groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a
roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."