The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the
taint to the pocket created by your
balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like
cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming
gnome. These pants are
two sizes to
small."