I erased time and leapt past it!

What King Crimson says after he uses a bullshit ability that lethally kills Buccarati

Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.

by You sad human April 02, 2019

Faggot

Some fucking idiot named john who steals jokes from other people or if Popeyes says virtually anything funny, he'll repeat the word fifteen thousand fucking times and it becomes stale and unfunny. The only way to stop annoying shitlord scum like this is to beat their fucking face in until they start fucking crying, but they'll likely do that before you throw a punch. In other words, john is a fuck boy who hides behind a paper thin mirage of being a pussy

Popeyes: Herpes
John: No way dude herpes? Herpes? hey guys guess what? HERPES AHAHAHHAHA IM FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
Popeyes: Shut your fucking mouth you stinky spastic rat looking faggot

by You sad human January 10, 2019

Shitty poo poo butthole balls

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.

John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck

by You sad human February 11, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Finn

Some fucking idiot on a tv show who's gay for someone named John, some kid with a sword and a weird looking hat, a black guy in star wars, or post malones biological homeless step-son

Finn: Hi john
John: "fingers finn's ass"
Finn: The fuck.

by You sad human January 08, 2019

Slooch

Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.

Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up

by You sad human March 20, 2019