Definitions by You sad human
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You: I'm so bored.
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop by You sad human April 8, 2019
I erased time and leapt past it!
Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
I erased time and leapt past it! by You sad human April 2, 2019
Slooch
Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.
Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up
Slooch by You sad human March 20, 2019
Parched Lasagna
When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
Parched Lasagna by You sad human March 20, 2019
Stoned
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Stoned by You sad human March 20, 2019
Stoned
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Stoned by You sad human March 20, 2019
Stoned
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Stoned by You sad human March 20, 2019