Definitions by You rReal Name
poemaphore
What you create when you use a line or two from a poem as a metaphor for something you are trying to explain to another person.
I get it... he used "The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas." to express to me desolation and despair, but his mixed poemaphore lost me when he added on "There's something happening her, what it is ain'; exactly clear." Of corse its not clear, its cloudy!
poemaphore by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
bassists
The professional designation of those who study the demarcation devices signifying quartile success in the game of baseball.
At every major league ballpark the bassists gather in the designated boxes and continuously scan the bags with their binoculars, hoping to see the evolutionary morph into becoming a home plate. It happens so quickly, no one has ever captured it in a picture, but each night ground crews at every park leave 4 bags out on the diamond, and next morning one has become home plate.
bassists by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
Conmuted
The new Judicial sentence created for those who support Trump and committed a crime. It blends the dismay of your conviction with the joy of having that very conviction Presidentially erased. It eliminates the middleman.
Conmuted by You rReal Name July 13, 2020
her-story
The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.
When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
her-story by You rReal Name July 12, 2020
SafeZoom™
Even sex has rules for safe usage, SafeZoom™ is the set of rules you must follow for safe use fo Zoom conferencing software.
Bob thought Zooming to court for his sentencing would be secure, turns out his victims attended with Groucho masks on and recorded the public display for their lawsuits. Had he followed SafeZoom™ guidelines, he would have know to insist on a roll call. Then then tackling would have given up their attendance and saved him millions.
SafeZoom™ by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
con-dom
Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)
con-dom by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
e-ssault™
The electronic attack, onslaught, scourge or viral-19 accomplished through any on-line media. e-mail. e-lan. e-spouse™. e-strangement. e-book. and e-commerce. E-ccentric or con-centric. Legal, Paralleagle™, single e-agle or totally e-legal.
Bob often worried his critical political blogging would draw unwanted attention and perhaps even add e-ssault™ to injury. Little did "they" know it was impossible to e-ssault™ him after 3 years in the court systems. He had e-law©️ on his side now.
e-ssault™ by You rReal Name July 9, 2020