You rReal Name's definitions

yupyet

A quick question for: " I need help, you awake yet?"

The reply is expected to follow the form: "Yupup!"

Two yetis slept when one heard Bigfoot coming.. he needed help! AND FAST! so he bellowed "Yupyet?" hoping to wake up the help and scare off Bigfoot.

by You rReal Name June 30, 2020

Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.

I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.

by You rReal Name November 14, 2020

sceptaic

A person who started his life in I.T. by coding Accounts Receivable in COBOL. He reads about AI and even p,as with it to create cute pictures but deep down he know# it is really a stadium full of Eastt Indians with nimble fingers responding to requests in meta.ai

Bob had a life in computer programming starting in the 60’s. So when AI became the buzzword of the year he became an instant sceptaic since he couldn’t figure out how AI could be written in COBOL. It had to be yet another scam like decentralized computing.

by You rReal Name October 31, 2024

trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself

She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.

by You rReal Name March 1, 2020

vaxificate

A personal photo I’d document proving the date and manufacturer of. two COVID-19 vaccinations

In January, Canuck Bob had snuck across the border at Fort Erie so he could go fly gliders in Florida, so when he headed back north in May, he made sure he had his vaxificate in his pocket for the border officials.

by You rReal Name April 30, 2021

knoll-it-all

A politician so abhorrent you have to have a hidden desire to see his demise at the hands of a couple of Cuban ex-mercenaries perched on a grassy hill using aged Soviet-era rifles.

Self-centered Bob broke all the rules getting elected. He was out for only himself. He made lots of enemies. Some called him a knoll-it-all in the deepest conviction that karma would solve all their problems without human intervention.

by You rReal Name November 8, 2024

Conmuted

The new Judicial sentence created for those who support Trump and committed a crime. It blends the dismay of your conviction with the joy of having that very conviction Presidentially erased. It eliminates the middleman.

If Roger had known his convictions would be conmuted, he would have conmitted a lot more crimes.

by You rReal Name July 13, 2020