You rReal Name's definitions
When your buddy has thoroughly convinced you it is time to tale responsibility for a big issue in your life, you now are challenged to "cowboy up" and get the tough jobs done.
Bob had historically been in self denial over his divorce, but his best man, Jock, manupulated him to accept responsibility for being caught in the marital sack with another woman, his wife's younger sister. Regrettably, that was on his wedding might.
by You rReal Name November 2, 2022
Get the Manupulatedmug. A man who started out his career building ships, but with no notable successes. When he wondered aloud what he should do to get better at his craft, AND on his craft, he was assured "Whatever floats your boat!". Lacking any success at doing just that, he replied: "Nothing, absolutely nothing!" will do that.
"Sharkie", was just not very handy with tools, and so, when he apprenticed as a shipwrong on the Titanic, everyone knew he had finally found his true calling.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the Shipwrongmug. The end of the world or "Day of Judgement" for dog owners, the day their town allows unlimited numbers of Commercial Dog Walkers to let dozens of client dogs LOOSE in YOUR off leash dog park. Armed with dozens of muzzles, treat bags and dozens of 20 foot training leads, the trainers use Town lands free to run their business. Meanwhile, 12 dogs are doing THEIR business out of sight. YOU pay $4,500 a year in taxes so that every commercial walker can earn $100,000 a year with NO OVERHEADS.
The bible has documented that people shall break all the rules, and Armedoggone will come to you and remove all enjoyment from life by dumping hundreds of out of control dogs in YOUR dog park.
by You rReal Name June 29, 2020
Get the Armedoggonemug. Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.
I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
by You rReal Name May 16, 2023
Get the Awed jobmug. The third party act of knowing someone who saw something happening on a computer screen, and then coming to court and describing what your friend saw. The visual equivalent to hearsay, non-admissable testimony from a person who was told by ANOTHER person what happened.
Bob always prided himself on his polite and accurate political blog posts, so he was very upset when he was arrested based on some cop coming into court saying his witness had seen a rude blog post by him. Since the cop had not read the post himself on a computer screen, the judge ruled his testimony as inadmissable seensay.
by You rReal Name January 10, 2021
Get the seensaymug. Little Juliet was always walking with a slight limp, because her sister Emma’s foot me downs had lost a heel on the right side, forcing her to walk in a large circle to the right.
by You rReal Name September 8, 2020
Get the Foot me downsmug. The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.
Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
Get the Rip Chordmug.