A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.
Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.
by You rReal Name January 07, 2021
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It's a clusterfaith!
It's a clusterfaith!
Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.
by You rReal Name November 25, 2020
Get the clusterfaith mug.One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.
Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!
by You rReal Name January 04, 2021
Get the behearer mug.Any person who has spent enough money on a car that he/she becomes unbearably prejudiced whenever conversing about cars.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.
I find that, at parties, when I try to talk about various great cars that an autovile will inevitably steal the conversation by claiming he has tried them all and ended up in an audience} so privileged that I have to leave, lest I have to give him an expunation of my disgust.
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
Get the Autovile mug.Explaining the scourge called COVID-19 To future generations will be difficult. How we moved from “That’s all here!” To “Thatsallthere” took time and patients and understanding. Say goodbye to COVID-19.. Thatsallthere now and NOT here anymore.
by You rReal Name July 07, 2020
Get the Thatsallthere mug.The exact degree of sin that you just committed. Expressed as "GUILTY-01" to "GUILTY-100". So a quick butt-pat of your secretary in the halls might be GUILTY-01, while a three way with and at your Mother-in-law's Bridge Club is GUILTY-100.
Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.
by You rReal Name August 08, 2020
Get the Persintage mug.Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
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