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A politician so abhorrent you have to have a hidden desire to see his demise at the hands of a couple of Cuban ex-mercenaries perched on a grassy hill using aged Soviet-era rifles.
Self-centered Bob broke all the rules getting elected. He was out for only himself. He made lots of enemies. Some called him a knoll-it-all in the deepest conviction that karma would solve all their problems without human intervention.
by You rReal Name November 8, 2024
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Bob was an avid yet arrogant vintage car collector. His constant and annoying claims he was the expert on every 1963 Lincoln model made led to his being referred to as a knoll-it-all.
by You rReal Name November 6, 2024
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Bob had a life in computer programming starting in the 60’s. So when AI became the buzzword of the year he became an instant sceptaic since he couldn’t figure out how AI could be written in COBOL. It had to be yet another scam like decentralized computing.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
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Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.
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Bob really bothered a lot of his friends since he was the longtexted to the point of making them fall asleep,or to bleed from the fingernails trying to keep up.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
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I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.
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I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
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