You rReal Name's definitions

underdo

The complete lack of the ability to complete tasks with the normally accepted level of completeness from an average intellect. Ineffective. Lazy, but does actually perform small tasks on occasion.

Bob, despite many years of experience, was a complete failure at finishing jobs of a high quality. Instead, he would inevitably underdo even the simplest of tasks. He left so much to be completed by others and would always be underdue as well.

by You rReal Name February 24, 2022

Persintage

The exact degree of sin that you just committed. Expressed as "GUILTY-01" to "GUILTY-100". So a quick butt-pat of your secretary in the halls might be GUILTY-01, while a three way with and at your Mother-in-law's Bridge Club is GUILTY-100.

Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.

by You rReal Name August 8, 2020

Liatribe

An angry rant on any topic in which absolutely nothing said is true. Every word of every sentence is simply one lie after another

Bob was at the end of his blogging rope. He could no longer maintain interest in his blog without creating a new liatribe every day in which he mislead his readers with ever increasing madness. Never again would he be believed on any topic.

by You rReal Name December 24, 2020

her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.

When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.

by You rReal Name July 12, 2020

man die

What you need to make sure you always have your super heroes around.
A die is what is used to form steel into something strong and useful. Superman did not need one to be created, but mere mortals require a man die to replicate their heroes.

It took them many hours of careful grinding and polishing to create a man die capable of cloning their hero, Steve McQueen. But, even in the earliest stages, it was test-stamping out quite a remarkable version of Clint Eastwood, post Dirty Harry, just prior to Gran Torino.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.

by You rReal Name January 6, 2021

underdue

The state of any person on a project where the first date or time for a task has yet to occur.

While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.

by You rReal Name February 24, 2022