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friend zone

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.
Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies! Thats fucked up yo.
by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005
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mothers against maddox

Tight-assed bitches who somehow managed to circumvent the first amendment.
And we all know that it takes a bunch of middle aged women with their panites in a bunch to ruin our fun. Either that or christian fundamentalists.
Fuck mothers against maddox. Only stupid tards support them!
by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005
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shfifty five

A word which seems to have been coined by the alleged Arab rock/rap group, Group X. The band has become very famous, considering that nobody has seen an ad for them on TV, heard an ad for them on the radio, or read one in a newspaper or magazine of any kind.
Shfifty five is a group x colloquialism for "fifty five".
Girlfriends Age? Shfifty Five
My IQ? Shfifty Five
You must pay... 5 + 5 = fifty fifty fifty, shifty five, siggady shwop shwow shwow shwow
by You don't need to know my name. February 14, 2005
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Tom Clancy

Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..
Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
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Today Tonight

A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.
Today Tonight, get fucked you sensationalist pigs!
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Anthony Mundine

A famous boxer from Australia.
Unless you are reaching the end of your career/tether as a boxer, you wont have much chance of facing him. As he only likes to do mismatches, and fight people way beneath him.
In one such mismatch, he fought a Panamanian. At the time, "The Man" was ranked number 4 in the world, while his Panamanian opponent was at number 200 or so. Which creates a mixed idea of a man, who is at the top of his game, but fights weaklings, who are beneath him, for some cheap thrills.
The day that Anthony Mundine fights Danny Green, is the day that you see me as a happy man.
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nick kang

Lead Character in True Crime: Streets Of LA, available on Sony Playstation 2 (and probably XBox).
Part Cantonese, Part American, Nick Kang storms across LA kicking ass and taking names. He is known for his smart ass one-liners and comebacks or "clap backs"
Nick Kang: *knocks out man from behind* Youh have the right, to soak in your own urine.
by You don't need to know my name. February 14, 2005
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