Monday

mother: wake up its monday
son: uhm where are the knives again
by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022
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Snitch

The only time you can beat someone up without going to jail
Cool kid: -steals car-
Snitch: HE STOLE A CAR
Cool kid: -beats the kid-
Cops: why man why
Cool kid: he snitched on me
Cops: Okay so your free to go
by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022
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Father

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell
by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022
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Covid

LESSS GO COVID
FORTNITE ALL DAY BOYS
by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022
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