n.
1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins.
2. A complete loser whose only date in lifewill be his right hand.
3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.
Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.
someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.
"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"