crupi

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.

I was bored last night, so I crupied.

by you know December 08, 2004

jambola

An evil user, materialistic, wannabe, drug using, relationship breaker.

That heffa is nothing but a jambola home wrecker!

by You Know March 09, 2005

wazzdakka

n.
1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins.
2. A complete loser whose only date in life will be his right hand.
3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.

Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.

by you know November 20, 2003

Majesty of the Seas

An awesome ship travelling the Caribbean on 4 day cruises, stopping at Nassau, Bahamas, Cococay, Bahamas, Key West, Florida, and finally back to Miami. The only flaw is that it goes by too fast.

I still keep in touch with the great friends I made on Majesty of the Seas.

by You Know April 11, 2004

swantek

someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.

"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"

by you know April 30, 2003

Smartie Box

A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)

"Are the falcons going to win"
(blue smartie picked) "NO"

by you know October 31, 2004

Nugget

If you can't do it, nug it.

I couldn't do it, so I nug it.

by You know April 08, 2004