by Yelsew Foolface May 15, 2005

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
by Yelsew Foolface April 05, 2005

by Yelsew Foolface April 06, 2005

An bullemic's pasttime
Jessica: Hey Jill, wanna go throw up?
Jill: Where's the toilet?
Jessica: Who needs a toilet?! *throws up on the jill*
Jill: Where's the toilet?
Jessica: Who needs a toilet?! *throws up on the jill*
by Yelsew Foolface May 14, 2005

by Yelsew Foolface May 15, 2005

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

The best game show (next to Price is Right) in the world. What's better than spinning a wheel to win money?
Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Supercalifragelistcexpialidocious
by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005
