Ikea

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked

I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.

by YaBoyCheesecake November 07, 2017

meme

life

Memes are love, memes are life.

by YaBoyCheesecake May 13, 2018

Food

1. The only good thing about life, besides looking forward to death.
2. Includes bacon, chicken, cheese, fries, pies, cakes, dicks(for gay people or bisexual people) salads(for vegans), humans( cannibalism), and pets(Chinese food).

Make me some food slaves.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017

Jake Paul

see dick

Jake Paul dick

by YaBoyCheesecake April 03, 2018

depression

what girls at age 14 think they have

I'm gonna enjoy a beautiful day outside. Oh shit I forgot, I have depression.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 14, 2019

Earbuds in a pocket

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT

Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket

by YaBoyCheesecake May 14, 2019

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

1. An example of how not to make a game.
2. What retards jerk off to.

When someone mentions Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare you beat them up.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017