buttlung

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.
by your mom September 03, 2003
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Stinky Pinky

Jamming your small finger in dat bitch's ass. Sometimes results in a "dirty sanchez" when results are wiped on her upper lip.
"Hey Hillary, how does my finger feel in your ass?"
"Gee Gary, that's great but how does it smell?"
"Like shit bitch!"
"Damn, that's a stinky pinky!"
by your mom August 18, 2003
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John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2
He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.
by Your mom March 27, 2005
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jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"
"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"
by your mom April 06, 2005
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Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.
I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night
by Your Mom April 10, 2005
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crazy bluntz

A good slang for anything that is extreme...
DAMN!!! Thats Crazy Bluntz!!!!

That chics titties are crazy blunts
by your mom October 09, 2003
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