blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

by your mom December 28, 2004

Poopy McFunpants

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of a bottle of Smirnoff Ice with a shot of grenadine syrup.

Kenan, I'll have another Poopy McFunpants.

by your mom August 09, 2004

aneros

Device for stimulating a man's prostate gland

by Your mom June 27, 2003

furguson

The damn ghetto son thats where all of the riots are

If you go to furguson you will get in a riot

by Your Mom December 02, 2014

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 24, 2005

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 04, 2003

Vibraphone

see mullet- i mean mallets

by your mom March 15, 2003