YODA's definitions

TATTIE

a girls titty..breast...h00ter..

i was rubbing mya's tattie when the phone rang. i picked that shit up.. it was sailor moon

by yoda March 23, 2005

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 22, 2003

scary

something that makes u shit urself.

that was fucking scary, i shit myself

by Yoda April 28, 2003

farquatious

Has no actual definition...it can be used to describe anything as bad good pretty ugly etc

That movie was farquatious

by Yoda December 20, 2002

Axylrose

The homo singer in Guns and Roses

That Axyl Rose is a total homo!

by Yoda October 5, 2003

cookie

A yr 13 named james cook aka cookie often found in bed or on xbox loves beating up osbournes ( Sad individual who is often told to commit suicide to no avail)

Cookie man or cookie dude

by Yoda March 9, 2005

Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

by Yoda August 19, 2004