YO mama's definitions

facial

1. Cum shot to the face.
2. A blocked shot in bsketball that comes back and his you in the face.

he put up a shot and got a facial

by yo mama September 11, 2003

ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004

ding ding

chinese. Based upon the chinese music you here in a chinese restuarant. Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Lets order some ding ding for delivery.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

Bustin Wigs

Doing cocaine

Yo, hes beeen bustin wigs hella lately.

by Yo mama December 1, 2003

rabbit ass

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

skrimps

Ghetto Ass way of saying 'shrimp'

"Im 'bout to go get me some skrimps and steak at Red Lobster"

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

tonja

a old person who is extremly old.
a person who LOVE's evan with all their heart. they usually have red hair and looks like halloween when they wear black! not that thats a bad thing! but its only usually! and they are also OLD . like realllyy old.

im old and i love evan white, ANDD im tonja!

by yo mama March 19, 2005