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I have a boyfriend.
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie
kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie
kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
I have a boyfriend. by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
Nice guy and Nice girl
we have 2 types of nice lets talk to the girls first
nice girl: a girl who likes to help other and be kind to other and isnt selfish
Nice girl:a girl who thinks she better (like everyone girl in their first year in highschool) then everyone in this planet her man mostly starts with a E and B and P and M they also think that when a guy rejects her and goes with another girl she starts saying : ugh why doesnt Jake love me ugh it because she has a bigger boobs and bootie guys are so stupid. Also when they do get a guy to like them she starts treating him like trash and when the boy leave she goes on a rant on twitter saying how he cheated on him her friend want to play true or dare all the time
nice guy: same with the nice girl a nice person who only wants to be kind to other and wish to not hurt others
Nice guy: people who use kindness for sex these people only want sex they try to be kind to girls to get sex they be kind to other to get stuff they dont go on rant on twitter then they get rejected they use the OmG SHe hurT Me card and when they Do get a girl they alway talk about himself and sex his friends just talk about who has a bigger butt they mostly start with a J K O or Z you can find these people in highschool or on twitter talking about how great he is and when he see the girl he like with his parents he pull the Nice guy act which means he talks about how pretty she is and how her parent
nice girl: a girl who likes to help other and be kind to other and isnt selfish
Nice girl:a girl who thinks she better (like everyone girl in their first year in highschool) then everyone in this planet her man mostly starts with a E and B and P and M they also think that when a guy rejects her and goes with another girl she starts saying : ugh why doesnt Jake love me ugh it because she has a bigger boobs and bootie guys are so stupid. Also when they do get a guy to like them she starts treating him like trash and when the boy leave she goes on a rant on twitter saying how he cheated on him her friend want to play true or dare all the time
nice guy: same with the nice girl a nice person who only wants to be kind to other and wish to not hurt others
Nice guy: people who use kindness for sex these people only want sex they try to be kind to girls to get sex they be kind to other to get stuff they dont go on rant on twitter then they get rejected they use the OmG SHe hurT Me card and when they Do get a girl they alway talk about himself and sex his friends just talk about who has a bigger butt they mostly start with a J K O or Z you can find these people in highschool or on twitter talking about how great he is and when he see the girl he like with his parents he pull the Nice guy act which means he talks about how pretty she is and how her parent
Nice guy and Nice girl by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
i have a huge bick
kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok
i have a huge bick by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
i know obamas last name
i know obamas last name
no you dont
yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said
huh?
DIE
AHHH
no you dont
yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said
huh?
DIE
AHHH
i know obamas last name by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020
gacha heat
really do dont search this up it scary
anyways gacha heat is little kids making porn i still cant believe you can find this porn hub its just some dumb kids and if
your an adult playing it come on man we know your lying anyways gacha heat is why everyone hates it well there more reason but that 1 of the reason and gacha heat are here to ruin gacha it not possible to get a boner like not even a boner not even a moan its just stupid kids what can we do and girls only play which mean gacha heat is made by a girl cause have you seen a boy play a trash app its not even a game i rather play fortnite then this crap
anyways gacha heat is little kids making porn i still cant believe you can find this porn hub its just some dumb kids and if
your an adult playing it come on man we know your lying anyways gacha heat is why everyone hates it well there more reason but that 1 of the reason and gacha heat are here to ruin gacha it not possible to get a boner like not even a boner not even a moan its just stupid kids what can we do and girls only play which mean gacha heat is made by a girl cause have you seen a boy play a trash app its not even a game i rather play fortnite then this crap
little sister : big brother look at i made
big brother : (i know its gacha but she 7 )
little sister: i made gacha heat
big brother : ...
little sister: there i made porn now can you put your dick in my mouth
big brother : nad bitch this gun *shoots*
litte sister : DODGE *dies*
big brother: this bitch screaming dodge like this is roblox ugh remeber kids gacha is stupid and they are snow flakes
big brother : (i know its gacha but she 7 )
little sister: i made gacha heat
big brother : ...
little sister: there i made porn now can you put your dick in my mouth
big brother : nad bitch this gun *shoots*
litte sister : DODGE *dies*
big brother: this bitch screaming dodge like this is roblox ugh remeber kids gacha is stupid and they are snow flakes
gacha heat by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020
among us people
among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
among us people by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020