COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.
WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.
by YAWA September 09, 2020
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Pet Void

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
by YAWA October 26, 2019
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Unreliable, untestable truth

The embodiment of faith.
Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
by YAWA November 01, 2017
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Incompetard

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.
She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.
Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?
by YAWA December 02, 2019
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shut yer fuckin' pie hole

What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.
Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...

How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!
by YAWA October 21, 2020
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Generation C

The massive increase in world-wide birth rate approximately 9 months after Coronavirus quarantine conditions were imposed.
Well, we can't go out for dinner, can't go to the movies, can't go for a drink...can't even go shopping.
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C
by YAWA March 29, 2020
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