YAWA's definitions
A double-secret condition of which the person in question is completely unaware; due to an affinity for weapons, knives, modified trucks or harsh language the targeted individual is deemed by friends, family and co-workers as fragile, unstable, and likely to 'snap' into mass-murder mode at any given moment.
Oh shit, Billy's at the gun shop again. Even though he's a surgeon and spent most of his life helpin' folks, there's no tellin' when he's gonna blow...better put that one under snapsurveillance immediately.
by YAWA October 16, 2017
Get the snapsurveillancemug. 
The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
by YAWA December 22, 2019
Get the shit-shelf Margaritamug. An unimaginably devastating, unexpected, unwelcomed and unplanned event, the consequence of which resulting in the complete innihilation of an otherwise peaceful, gratifying existence.
Did you hear? Last week, Mark got struck by lightning...yeah, he got fired from his job and went home early just in time to find two of his friends in bed with his wife. When he was running to the garage to fetch the shotgun, he slipped and fell in the driveway. Then, his wife hit him with the car 'cause she knew what was coming. When he finally gained consciousness, it was dark and raining. That's when the lightning got him...Tragic Turn, probably for the best though.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
Get the Tragic Turnmug. An strategy used to manipulate unfavorable Internet ratings, opinions or other social-media emergencies by displacing them from awareness with massive amounts of alternatively engineered content.
Kripes! We just got super-flamed on Twitter and it's contagious. This could cost us millions if it spreads to the news-feed--mobilize the forces, we gotta push that shit down!
by YAWA December 14, 2018
Get the push that shit downmug. The perspective of the privileged and out-of-touch, that any sacrifice can be justified in order to satisfy an unrealistic, expensive and ineffective Presidenial campaign promise.
I haven't gotten a paycheck for weeks, can't afford my insulin injections, food for my family, car payment or rent. But it's worth it for...the Wall. Right?
by YAWA January 25, 2019
Get the it's worth it for...the wallmug. A condition of hopeless respiratory Pandemic unpreparedness has required many people, even healthcare workers, to continuously re-use otherwise disposable Personal Protective Equipment. Unfortunately, the INNER surface of protective face masks have a tendency to become heavily soiled by saliva, sputum, food particles, nasal secretions and other decomposing bio-active materials.
Oh, man. I've been wearin' this N95 for two weeks now and I just can't stand it!
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
by YAWA May 2, 2020
Get the Mask Stankmug.