Definitions by YAWA
Elite Impunity
A supremely elevated classification of humanity, the members of which endowed with immunity to any form of persecution, penalty or consequence--living quite openly above-the-law.
Have you ever encountered someone that, despite committing obvious and multiple serious offenses, just doesn't give a RATS-ASS about the horrific consequences of what they say, think or do?
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.
Elite Impunity by YAWA July 10, 2019
Botox ambush
A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.
Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!
Botox ambush by YAWA July 5, 2019
dumb-choice
People make all kinds of interesting choices in life--some lead to spectacular, unbelievable success, while others end in crushing, hopeless defeat. Regardless of the results, NOBODY wants to make the dumb-choice--a choice made with casual abandon, zero consideration for consequence and high-misery outcome probability.
Check it out. This guy's got it FUCKIN' MADE. Got the supportive family, private school education; cars, boats, exotic vacations, lotsa ladies...then he goes and makes the dumb-choice. The world then transforms into a very different place, unrecognizable from his previous life. He has no legal tender, no credit, no place to live and no options...HE'S FUCKED HIMSELF.
dumb-choice by YAWA June 28, 2019
trans-ginger
A gently-disalarming term used to describe, or otherwise identify, an individual of trans-sexual orientation when hostile circumstances, unfortunate timing or the presence of particularly volatile persons require such measures.
Hey, did you hear that Billie is goin' all in for sexual reassignment surgery?
Damn, shut yer hole! Grandpa got new hearing aids and LGBTQ issues trigger his PTSD...let's just go with trans-ginger, ok?
Damn, shut yer hole! Grandpa got new hearing aids and LGBTQ issues trigger his PTSD...let's just go with trans-ginger, ok?
trans-ginger by YAWA June 22, 2019
Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload
That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload by YAWA June 22, 2019
Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload
That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload by YAWA June 22, 2019
pelvic fireworks
An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
pelvic fireworks by YAWA June 22, 2019