The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
Akin to nipple slip. The unfortunate combination of wearing overly small shorts and strenuous physical activity that results in the spontaneous, often unrecognized liberation of at least one testecle from short crotch confines.
Damn! That was my best long-jump ever. They wouldn't put my picture on-line 'cause of the emanciball hanging down.
by YAWA April 21, 2015
A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
by YAWA February 25, 2019
The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 23, 2020
The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.
Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.
by YAWA January 01, 2021
A term of semi-endearment referring to any individual with above-average body mass that severely compromises their otherwise normal physical coordination.
Oh snap! Big Thickie just tripped over his own feet and did a face-plant attempting to get off the bus...anyone get that on video?
by YAWA March 15, 2019