YAWA's definitions

missionary position trip

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.

Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.

by YAWA May 4, 2021

Pudendal Sag

The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.

Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.

by YAWA October 20, 2022

stupid-fucker flight

The suddenly apparent 'oh shit I'm fucked; I was warned, but I didn't listen' realization as a consequence of choosing international travel during a world-wide pandemic.

This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans) when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.

5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?

by YAWA March 16, 2020

Incorrectest

The superlative of wrongness

Anyone: Corona virus is just a Hoax
Everyone else: Sadly, your are Incorrectest

by YAWA March 26, 2020

fat daddy belly

The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.

Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...

by YAWA July 9, 2017

Pre-Ex 'Sex'

The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.

When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!

by YAWA November 24, 2019

Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.

In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)

by YAWA May 11, 2015