The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
by YAWA September 08, 2022
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You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
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Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.
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When a 6-year old describes to her teacher that 'mommy has got a baby sister in her tummy' when, in fact, mommy has just porked up..that's an innocent insult requiring no punishment.
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Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
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Get the tennis fluffer mug.As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.
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