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Abusement park

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
by YAWA June 5, 2015
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forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
by YAWA July 2, 2017
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Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.
Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.
So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
by YAWA November 23, 2021
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Armageddon Lobby

A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.
You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.
by YAWA July 26, 2019
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Witch Hoax

A highly advanced, transformative condition derived from the rather tired, exhausted and over-exposed 'Witch Hunt'.
So, seems like we've got a new and improved definition of Witches! It doesn't make 'em any more real, but the entertainment value alone makes the Witch Hoax worth pursuing...
by YAWA March 8, 2019
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nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.
Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...
by YAWA December 25, 2019
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