Definitions by YAWA

Trump Bubble 

The entire fucked-up world contained within a mysterious, nefaroius construct of Trump-think, narcissistic-driven wholesale derangement of perspective; a divorce relative to ANYTHING that ACTUALLY exists and that REALLY matters...

Oh, shit! I'm in a Trump Bubble...I seriously can't tell the difference between my ass and a hole in the fucking ground...

Trump Bubble by YAWA October 18, 2019

Turkish De-Lite

The soft and sweet spoils of military invasion.

Well, if trump says it's cool...then it's cool.
Just head on in there and get you some Turkish De-Lite; Syria has dinner ready...

Turkish De-Lite by YAWA October 17, 2019

MAGA

My Administration Got Arrested

The best definition of MAGA...ever!

MAGA by YAWA October 11, 2019

Evidence Exhaustion 

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.

So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.

Evidence Exhaustion by YAWA October 10, 2019

Turdventure 

A well-planned vacation that turns to shit.

What's fuckin' next!? First we miss the connecting flight, then we must pull-drag our luggage through urine soaked streets; of course the hotel A/C is shot, we get 'the shits' from drinking local water and then the REAL Turdventure begins!

Turdventure by YAWA October 5, 2019

Out of Luck 

A term that defines a personal activity hard-boundary; beyond which, the probability of catastrophic outcome prohibits further participation.

Hey, let's see how many times we can just run across the fucking road with our eyes closed...
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.

Out of Luck by YAWA October 3, 2019

lost in the Souk 

The desperate, seemingly hopeless, condition of finding oneself 'misplaced' in the heart of Morrocan chaos; similar to the phrase 'Bangkok has him', with a twist of abduction.

Oh, shit! There go two more lost in the Souk...didn't make it home last night; no use even lookin' for 'em now...

lost in the Souk by YAWA October 1, 2019