COVID tan

Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.
Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.
by YAWA July 06, 2020
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steam queen

A closeted male homosexual who seeks out environments for anonymous sexual encounters that can be visually and audibly obscured; often found trolling in Turkish bath houses, table showers and stream rooms.
Oh, HELL no! Used my "free pass" for the club facilities...Be careful where you sit in the Hot-room, ol' Jim's a steam queen.
I'm pretty sure no one heard me scream...
by YAWA January 26, 2019
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Social Media Sabotage

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.
Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
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shitvalanche

When the reality of past corrupt deeds inevitably catch up with the offender.
Climate denialism, freak-show narcissism, identification with oppressive dictatorship regimes in deference to internal security official positions, criminal redistribution of congressional allocated funds, inappropriate grabbing of the pussy, etc...there's a shitvalanche on the horiozon
by YAWA February 02, 2020
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Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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Snipers paradise

Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.
Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.
by YAWA June 19, 2021
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Coronuary

Referring to February 2020; the month during which the United States Federal Government did as much nothing as possible to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 among it's citizenry.
So, we banned travel from China in late January ...we did nothing in Coronuary; and then the shit hit the fan mid-march.
by YAWA April 13, 2020
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