Definitions by YAWA

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

Teflon Shield of Narcissism by YAWA April 8, 2020

Corona Cones 

Hard times these days for the drive-around, ice-cream dude.

Damn, did you hear that they arrested the Ice Cream Man...yeah, he was accused of doling out Corona Cones to unsuspecting youth.

Corona Cones by YAWA April 5, 2020

We're Number One! 

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

We're Number One! by YAWA April 5, 2020

Corona-Campus 

Welcome to Liberty University. Where conspiracy theories and political hoaxes are proven...wrong?

Hey, there's no educational environment more intellectually pure, academically wholesome and reality-grounded.
You mean Corona-Campus?
Where else?

Corona-Campus by YAWA March 31, 2020

COVIDapocalypse 

The closest yet modern man has come to complete undoing.

It ain't the apocalypse; it's the COVIDapocalypse...not much difference, really eh?

COVIDapocalypse by YAWA March 31, 2020

STFH 

Stay the fuck Home, seriously.

There are still people that don't really appreciate just how bad COVID-19 could be.
How about if they just STFU and STFH...

STFH by YAWA March 30, 2020

Striving to do Worstest 

The absolute zenith of all possible bad outcomes as a consequence of consistently poor decision-making.

The US response to the Corona virus seems to be evidence that we're Striving to do Worstest.
and it ain't just the president...

Striving to do Worstest by YAWA March 30, 2020