Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
by YAWA January 31, 2020
A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
by YAWA July 26, 2020
A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.
If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?
by YAWA May 04, 2018
So, do you think trump is worthy of re-election?
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
by YAWA October 14, 2020
An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.
As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.
... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
In the entire history of the United States of America there has never been a more corrupt, irresponsible, self-serving, universally disrespectful and superlative victim/grift-meister than DJ Trump; how anyone with even rudimentary critical thinking skills or an agenda marginally outside of internally conflicting confirmation-bias embarrassment could envision this sociopathic narcissist as some form of political deity is beyond comprehension. Sometimes a piece of shit is just a piece of shit no matter how hard you wish it wasn’t; it just is, and believing or wishing something different just make you look like a dumbass.
by YAWA July 18, 2023