YAWA's definitions
The unintentional, yet unavoidable, alteration in both speaking pattern and word selection between two Caucasian males.
Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal cellular device should I find myself in an untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
by YAWA April 12, 2017
Get the all the way whitemug. The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
by YAWA January 27, 2022
Get the I'm on COVIDmug. An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.
Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
by YAWA January 26, 2022
Get the bullshit vaccinemug. What's fuckin' next!? First we miss the connecting flight, then we must pull-drag our luggage through urine soaked streets; of course the hotel A/C is shot, we get 'the shits' from drinking local water and then the REAL Turdventure begins!
by YAWA October 5, 2019
Get the Turdventuremug. The tendency for newer model 'intelligent' vehicles to, with increasing regularity and without warning, suddenly commandeer control away from the input of otherwise experienced, competent motorists.
So I'm backing out of the driveway. Ain't nuthin' behind us besides a fire hydrant and a garbage can. What does the 'smart car' do? Lock 'em fuckin' up! Spilled my drink all across my lap... bitch!
Fear the car...
Fear the car...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
Get the fear the carmug. Having preference for the epidemiological condition resulting in reduction of airborne communicable disease transmission requiring 60-70 percent of a given, closed community to have acquired natural immunity to the infection at the expense significant mortality when targeted immunization protocols can achieve the same objective without inherent suffering.
COVID-19 infection? Get you some! Put away yer mask, gimme a high-five and let's party with the germs!
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
by YAWA November 17, 2020
Get the herd stupiditymug. An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
by YAWA October 5, 2017
Get the penetration barrier pillowmug.