pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 20, 2020
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Liturgitard

Anyone who actually believes that, and lives as if, scriptural dogma is of divine origin.
Only a true liturgitard could find meaning in the words of bronze-age, ignorant barbarians.
by YAWA April 24, 2015
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unburn the house

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.
WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.
by YAWA March 02, 2021
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TrumPenceageddon

The combined efforts of two amazingly incompetent buffoons in the context of COVID-19 mismanagement compared to alternative global efforts; unbelievably poor decision making capacity which will cost many lives, billions of dollars and an undetermined time for economic recovery.
Hey, the world MUST be close to ending...TrumPenceageddon shows up on the news with a 'special report...it's ALL GOOD' Make sure your ass is OPEN WIDE to accept a fer-REAL load of untruth...
by YAWA March 15, 2020
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mythologize

The tendancy toward fantastical exaggeration as applied to any given event, personage or statement as a method of establishing veracity or plausibility, however unlikely.
Ok, so the biblical flood required animals to be gathered 'from the four corners of the earth'; marsupials from Australia, spider species specific only to the African rainforest, Pandas from Asia..that's 100 million+ animals, all within walking distance of the mythologized infamous ark?
by YAWA January 22, 2018
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Fuckstructor

An individual seemingly entrusted with the duty to teach a highly complex, demanding or otherwise formidable pursuit; but in reality conveys horrific misinformation, convoluted material presentation and unyielding authoritarianism.
So, how are the flying lessons going?
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!
by YAWA September 11, 2021
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New Years Suckin' Eve

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.
Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.
by YAWA January 01, 2021
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