The act of physically slapping another woman across the face with self-produced vaginal secretions, as defining proof of female copulation fitness.
The bitch called me out on bein' old and dried up; so I grabbed me a handful from down there and juice slapped the ho...
by YAWA April 11, 2017
by YAWA April 01, 2020
A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 15, 2017
An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.
Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
by YAWA August 05, 2019
Publically maintaining a popular position or ideology purely as a means of self-advancement, comfortable in the knowledge that actually demonstrating commitment to it is highly improbable.
So Mr Senator(R), you gonna vote for the $2,000 per person COVID relief Bill?
Why yes I surely am. The American people are in the throes of desperation; we need to do EVERYTHING we can!
Too bad Leader Mitch won't bring it up for a vote, eh?
Why yes it surely is. The fact that we won't be voting on that proposition makes me want to support it even more!
Is there anything else you'd like to virtue signal to your constituents while you're here?
Why yes I surely am. The American people are in the throes of desperation; we need to do EVERYTHING we can!
Too bad Leader Mitch won't bring it up for a vote, eh?
Why yes it surely is. The fact that we won't be voting on that proposition makes me want to support it even more!
Is there anything else you'd like to virtue signal to your constituents while you're here?
by YAWA December 31, 2020
The pivotal, divisive point of contention that separates individuals into two distinct categories. One that values economic prowess, nationalism, military superiority and considers our current executive branch management style to be a needed and refreshing, if not entertaining, departure from courteous statesmanship historically common to the office; the other that looks at world leadership as an opportunity to advance meaningful policy, create a sense of national pride and cohesion with every expectation that elected officials should, whenever possible, represent the office with honesty, integrity and respect.
No matter your Trumpspective, it's evident that the ONLY perspective of consequence is HIS. For better or worse, all we can really do is watch the spectacle unfold.
by YAWA May 02, 2020
The very worst manifestation of fragile and unworthy authority conferred by some parents onto their unsuspecting, impressionable children.
Don't worry, the virus will miraculously die this summer...in the heat.
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
by YAWA July 06, 2020