Definitions by YAWA

Commode Plume 

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.

Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!

Commode Plume by YAWA January 25, 2021

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat 

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.

So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat by YAWA January 23, 2021

vaccine flop-sweat 

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.

So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.

vaccine flop-sweat by YAWA January 23, 2021

nasalgasm 

Near-sexual pleasure elicited by physical interaction with the nose or nasal passages.

OHHH, THAT WAS AWSOME!!!
What happened? Are you ok?
I just had my first nasalgasm!
Well, you do appear refreshed.
I'm still tingling! Thank you CompleteRinse!

nasalgasm by YAWA January 18, 2021

trumpsurrection 

The end of the line for the worst president in recorded history; no further delusionary explanation required.

So, how did the trumpsurrection go? Did you 'storm the Capitol'? Did ya?

trumpsurrection by YAWA January 8, 2021

voter self-suppression 

The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.

I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)

voter self-suppression by YAWA January 4, 2021

New Years Suckin' Eve 

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.

Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.

New Years Suckin' Eve by YAWA January 1, 2021