Definitions by YAWA

COVosmia 

The entirely random impact on the sense of smell created by COVID-19 infection, both in terms of derangement and duration.

Hey, did you lose your sense of smell with COVID?
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.

COVosmia by YAWA February 25, 2021

wudn't me 

The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.

So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.

wudn't me by YAWA February 22, 2021

mailnesia 

A method of anonymously credentialing ownership or identification on websites demanding personal information.

Holy shit! I've been email spammed out the ass lately. I can't sign up for anything without tracking or bot trails.
Dude. Use xxxx@mailnesia; you choose the xxx. check it out and be free of such bullshit.

mailnesia by YAWA February 22, 2021

alphabet conformity 

The conventional, classic presentation of standardized single letter arrangement common to written language.

I hate that a,b,c song. It FORCES the letters into alphabet conformity when no specific arrangement is necessary.
How are kids supposed to learn it if the letters are randomly arranged?
By frequency of use, I guess.
Then it would just change to the e,t,a song, but still conformity.

alphabet conformity by YAWA February 19, 2021

S.E.verse 

Pronounced: 'ESS EEE verse'. The Search Engine universe of Internet data, accessible only by appropriate interrogation keyword optimization.

Google didn't return my product in the search results!
Ha! Your stuff isn't part of the S.E.verse. You need a digital marketing specialist to work some magic for ya.

S.E.verse by YAWA February 19, 2021

antigenic escape

With respect to SARS-CoV-2, the emergence of genetic viral mutation target(s) unrecognized by vaccine generated antibodies.

I'M SO HAPPY! I JUST GOT THE COVID VACCINE!! I'M IMMUNE!! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK OR SOCIAL DISTANCE ANYMORE!
Ummm, not so fast. It seems that the virus has mutated. The vaccine is no longer effective. It's called antigenic escape...we're all doomed.

antigenic escape by YAWA February 16, 2021

The gift of goodbye 

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.

So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.

The gift of goodbye by YAWA February 9, 2021