YAWA's definitions

Collective Action

To lawfully remove a President from Office; the decision made in accordance with the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.

Thank you, sir!

Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.

How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.

by YAWA September 10, 2020

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Outsider-Test of Faith

With so many unique, often opposing, religious Directives, Dictates and Dogma--is faith really the strong foundation and reliable measure of truth on which to base belief?

So, what's the best definition of faith?
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...

by YAWA June 10, 2018

Rage Share

With a particular emphasis trending social media--the forwarding, re-Tweeting, and otherwise propagating in-box material to as many contacts as possible over the shortest period of time.

Now THAT'S a fuckin' Tweet-Storm ... IMPOTUS Rage Share Record: 105 in 3 hrs. Nuthin' better to do, I guess.

by YAWA May 10, 2020

viral clearance

The new-normal, standardized return-to-work, school, just about any large venue proof of negative COVID test requirement.

Hey, wanna get a cup of coffee before work?
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!

by YAWA January 7, 2022

dumbass region

A region in southeast Ukraine that is currently the 'new' winning objective of the failing, criminal Russian-instigated war.

Not sure why ANY ostensible global superpower would concede to claiming occupation of the Ukraine dumbass region as a benchmark for military superiority.
We'll, perhaps Putin is the REAL dumbass. Mislead by systematic corruption and years of oligarch primacy sucking the life out of what could have been an amazing testament to communist superiority...HAHA!!! Not! STUPID FUCKER!

YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER AND WILL LIKELY DIE AT THE HANDS OF YOUR OWN.

by YAWA April 12, 2022

pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.

Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!

by YAWA June 22, 2019