political viremia

The development of unusually high COVID-19 infectious rates among politicians; it's almost as if the virus itself can detect the most corrupt and dishonest among us.
and in other news, political viremia continues to impose forced-quarantine on members of Congress, Administrative branch Cabinet members and support staff... let's just hope that the president is spared, because THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL. right...
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 03, 2020
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Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 23, 2019
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pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 23, 2019
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Iver-fuck-you

The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.
My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!
by YAWA November 03, 2021
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PLOD TURD MAN

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN
by YAWA February 13, 2020
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