thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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STFH

There are still people that don't really appreciate just how bad COVID-19 could be.
How about if they just STFU and STFH...
by YAWA March 30, 2020
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Roundin' the Turn

A previously optimistic term generally applied to a disease course change toward improvement, now bastardised and misconstrued into a political mis-information directive in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of massive disease surge.
You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.
by YAWA October 29, 2020
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Get. Out.

The most important words relevant to the 2020 trump presidential election bid.
So, do you think trump is worthy of re-election?
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
by YAWA October 14, 2020
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ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.
If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?
by YAWA May 04, 2018
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Clergevil

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.
As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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Incompetard

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.
She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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