YAWA's definitions

innocent insult

A purely wholesome comment, gesture or personal observation that is offered without malice or hostility, but received as profoundly malicious and hurtful.

When a 6-year old describes to her teacher that 'mommy has got a baby sister in her tummy' when, in fact, mommy has just porked up..that's an innocent insult requiring no punishment.

by YAWA April 18, 2019

bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

by YAWA May 25, 2021

No Moore!!

A social movement resisting shameless, futile and unwelcomed attempts to re-establish legitimate political electability; especially to an office from which one has previously been forcibly removed, scandalized and publically humiliated.

Let's just go with No Moore!! and be done with it...

by YAWA July 17, 2019

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

gremlinize

The alcohol-induced female facial deformation common to fraternity parties, concerts and other social gatherings.

Holy shit, did you see that bitch? Better cut her off NOW... she's already started to gremlinize!!

by YAWA December 14, 2019

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.

So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

by YAWA January 23, 2021

I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

by YAWA January 27, 2022