Definitions by YAWA
Santa spooge
AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.
Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Santa spooge by YAWA December 3, 2021
Life Things
So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
Life Things by YAWA November 23, 2021
ruin my rush
The inadvertent posting of social media content sufficiently controversial as to threaten acceptance to mainstream fraternity or sorority organizations.
OK, who posted my pix drinking martinis through saturated tampon applicators?
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!
ruin my rush by YAWA November 20, 2021
Ankle Grabber
An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.
So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!
Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!
Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!
Ankle Grabber by YAWA November 9, 2021
Iver-fuck-you
The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.
My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!
Iver-fuck-you by YAWA November 2, 2021
Chef Boyardots
The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Chef Boyardots by YAWA October 27, 2021