Definitions by YAWA
I want to wear your pants
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!
Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
I want to wear your pants by YAWA May 1, 2018
clergy fingered
An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
clergy fingered by YAWA March 14, 2018
waste of stain
The definition for any individual who's sum-total life existence cannot even offset the nasty, sheet-stained consequence of the three-minute, 'spice' fueled, crack-ho mounted, comdomless stank-fuck that conceived them.
School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.
waste of stain by YAWA March 7, 2018
Flat-Earth Filter
The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
Flat-Earth Filter by YAWA February 19, 2018
Massive Shuddering-O
The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
Massive Shuddering-O by YAWA February 4, 2018
ghost-maker
The designation for any member of X, the most elite, black-bag, covert assassination and personnel disposal team (n)ever assembled.
ghost-maker by YAWA February 3, 2018