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Definitions by YAWA

E-coli cubes 

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.
So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!
E-coli cubes by YAWA September 30, 2019

tweet SCREAM 

The use of ALL CAP letters as a written social-media equivalent to actual verbal shouting, screaming or ranting
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!
tweet SCREAM by YAWA September 27, 2019

Thank god 

A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.
>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
Thank god by YAWA September 21, 2019

grunt 'em up!

The process by which wild pigs, hogs or other feral swine are audibly petitioned in an attempt to lure them into a high-probability kill zone.
Ok, them hogs have been devistatin' our crops; grab yer guns, it's time to grunt 'em up! Tonite we reclaim our territory..fuck them hogs!!!
grunt 'em up! by YAWA September 17, 2019
Stalled, under-developed or severely weakened sexual drive in an otherwise healthy, seemingly well-adjusted individual.
>I don't know what's wrong with me; I just have no interest in that kinda thing any more.
<Girl, you gots da libidoo; don't be gettin' anywheres close ta me..that shit might be contagious!
libidoo by YAWA August 20, 2019

caustic euphemism 

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.
So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
caustic euphemism by YAWA August 18, 2019

Sh*tty Wife 

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.
Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...
Sh*tty Wife by YAWA August 9, 2019