Definitions by XyourXworstXnightmareX

broke ass 

1.concerns a person who is a complete loser or bitch, can pertain to either a person's monetary worth or a person's significance
2.similiar in meaning to (1.), but in this case with regard to a thing, stating that said thing is of little to no worth
3.

1."I can't stand that broke ass Rick. He never shows up when he says he will."
2."My car is totally broke ass. It sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower."

broke ass by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

boredom boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

broke o'clock 

refers to the time 1:50am, as there is never shit going on at 1:50am, so it is completely broke ass

Scott: "Hey, bitch, what are you doin'?"

Danny: "Nothin, why would I be doin' anything? There ain't shit to do, it's broke o'clock."

broke o'clock by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

digital get-down 

Referring to a finger bang, on the basis that fingers are often times called digits. It was original used in hopes of avoiding an introduction of the lame-ass cyber sex definition constructed by a band known as N*SYNC.

I went over to Angie's the other day and had myself a digital get-down with that nasty bitch.

digital get-down by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

stoner boner 

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

stoner boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

business boner 

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage

I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!

business boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

smagma 

The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.

After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
OR
While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.

smagma by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005