Definitions by XxZoexX

detty pig 

The name given to those who don't wash their hands after using the restroom, if you don't wash your hands after using the toilet you're a detty pig

Friend~*doesn't wash hands after using toilet*
Me~ "wash your hands you detty pig!"
Friend~" I didn't do a poo I was crying"

detty pig by XxZoexX August 1, 2020

ik 

I know

Friend~2+2=4
Me~ik

ik by XxZoexX July 27, 2020

istg 

I swear to God~ it is a way of express you're being honest about something or expressing extreme annoyance at someone.

Friend~Your such a liar you dad didn't buy you a Lamborghini.
Me~He did, istg!

Friend~Ha Ha my parents are richer than you
Me~istg you so annoying ;-;

istg by XxZoexX July 27, 2020

idgaf 

I don't give a f*** ~ something to say when someone is annoying you about something you don't care about or when their opinion is not valued by you.

Annoying Person~My birthday is in 239 days!
Me~idgaf.

idgaf by XxZoexX July 27, 2020

stfu

shut the f*** up~ another kind way of tell someone to be quiet.

Friend~Talking really loud.
Me~Stfu I'm trying to watch tv.

stfu by XxZoexX July 27, 2020

sm

so much

Friend~maths is sooo boring
Me~I know i hate maths sm

sm by XxZoexX July 27, 2020

ily 

I love you

Boy~ily
Girl~ily more ;)

ily by XxZoexX July 27, 2020