Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017

Stealoso

A term used to describe somebody that accidentally steals something, then others are angry because they get let off with a warning.

Bill: Please officer, I just forgot to take it out of the cart!
Police Officer: Okay then. We will let you off with a warning.
Bill's Bitchy Wife: Are you kidding me? He's being a fu*king Stealoso!!!

by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017

Yarj

A word describing a person that has bad body odor, typically a person of very average figure. The person must be very boring and average to be considered a Yarj.

Since he has not showered in a while, do you think that Bill is becoming a Yarj?

by Xandrox Boot November 27, 2016

Snorpa

An ancient animal described as a duck that has 4 fins and a man's beard. Often found in the Hudson Bay, this animal likes to be left alone at all costs. DO NOT AGITATE IF YOU SEE ONE.

OMG, STACY, THERE'S A SNORPA, eh.

by Xandrox Boot December 21, 2016

Orphanorp

When a child who has no parents and only 12 hair follicles gets a vanilla cake from Walmart for his/her 6th birthday.

Sam: Whoa, that girl sure is an Orphanorp, Bill!
Bill: Don't stare at that Orphanorp, Sam; It's rude.

by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016

Chooharked

When a person chews so loudly that they upchuck the food from their own noises.

The guy in front of me Chooharked so hard!

by Xandrox Boot January 03, 2017