Definitions by Xandrox Boot

Whack Winter 

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

Whack Winter by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017

Stealoso 

A term used to describe somebody that accidentally steals something, then others are angry because they get let off with a warning.

Bill: Please officer, I just forgot to take it out of the cart!
Police Officer: Okay then. We will let you off with a warning.
Bill's Bitchy Wife: Are you kidding me? He's being a fu*king Stealoso!!!

Stealoso by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017

Orphanorp 

When a child who has no parents and only 12 hair follicles gets a vanilla cake from Walmart for his/her 6th birthday.

Sam: Whoa, that girl sure is an Orphanorp, Bill!
Bill: Don't stare at that Orphanorp, Sam; It's rude.

Orphanorp by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017

Chooharked

When a person chews so loudly that they upchuck the food from their own noises.

The guy in front of me Chooharked so hard!

Chooharked by Xandrox Boot January 3, 2017

Arrflip 

When somebody acts like an angry pirate.

Bill was very arrflip after Jim spanked his sister.

Arrflip by Xandrox Boot December 27, 2016

Snorpa 

An ancient animal described as a duck that has 4 fins and a man's beard. Often found in the Hudson Bay, this animal likes to be left alone at all costs. DO NOT AGITATE IF YOU SEE ONE.

OMG, STACY, THERE'S A SNORPA, eh.

Snorpa by Xandrox Boot December 21, 2016

Whack Winter 

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

Whack Winter by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016