Orphanorp

When a child who has no parents and only 12 hair follicles gets a vanilla cake from Walmart for his/her 6th birthday.

Sam: Whoa, that girl sure is an Orphanorp, Bill!
Bill: Don't stare at that Orphanorp, Sam; It's rude.

by Xandrox Boot January 15, 2017

Stealoso

A term used to describe somebody that accidentally steals something, then others are angry because they get let off with a warning.

Bill: Please officer, I just forgot to take it out of the cart!
Police Officer: Okay then. We will let you off with a warning.
Bill's Bitchy Wife: Are you kidding me? He's being a fu*king Stealoso!!!

by Xandrox Boot January 15, 2017

Chooharked

When a person chews so loudly that they upchuck the food from their own noises.

The guy in front of me Chooharked so hard!

by Xandrox Boot December 23, 2016

Yarj

A word describing a person that has bad body odor, typically a person of very average figure. The person must be very boring and average to be considered a Yarj.

Since he has not showered in a while, do you think that Bill is becoming a Yarj?

by Xandrox Boot November 28, 2016

Arrflip

When somebody acts like an angry pirate.

Bill was very arrflip after Jim spanked his sister.

by Xandrox Boot December 28, 2016

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 20, 2016

Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016