Wypipo whisperer's definitions

Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.

"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

Rona fide

When you 100%, totally have The Rona, and its certifiable

"its a Rona fide illness"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Fine Veal

A particularly attractive police Officer.

"damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Resting

When a hornet or wasp comes back to sting you a second time as the first time just was not enough.

“A bee showed up, and it resting me”

by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Fine Veal

A particularly attractive police Officer.

"damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020