3 definitions by Worrying Anal Seepage
A nonymoose is a twat wannabe hacker, who thinks he can take down the whole FBI network, when actually he can't even take down your mum's Tesco router.
Nonymoose: omg l0l im gonna shrek da CIA und FBI wiv my £6000 booter lulz
Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.
Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.
by Worrying Anal Seepage November 23, 2014
The act of gay sex, in which a man cuts a penis-sized hole into a cucumber, slaps it on his dick and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cucumber turns to slop. This can be very fun for both men.
Lad 1: Maaan, cucumboning is so fun, I can't wait to be cucumboned by my bae tonight!
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.
by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014