Definitions by Worrying Anal Seepage

cucumboning 

The act of gay sex, in which a man cuts a penis-sized hole into a cucumber, slaps it on his dick and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cucumber turns to slop. This can be very fun for both men.

Lad 1: Maaan, cucumboning is so fun, I can't wait to be cucumboned by my bae tonight!
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.

cucumboning by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014

bobby dazzlers 

The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.

Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.

bobby dazzlers by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014

nonymoose 

A nonymoose is a twat wannabe hacker, who thinks he can take down the whole FBI network, when actually he can't even take down your mum's Tesco router.

Nonymoose: omg l0l im gonna shrek da CIA und FBI wiv my £6000 booter lulz

Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.

nonymoose by Worrying Anal Seepage November 23, 2014