schoo small

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

by Wordup November 07, 2003

Retrotwit

An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.

That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit

by Wordup February 27, 2016

Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

by Wordup November 07, 2003

Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

by Wordup November 11, 2003

blackstar

a girl's asshole

I was pokin' on stacy's blackstar last night

by wordup January 30, 2003

youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern

Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.

Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"

by Wordup November 19, 2003

wilderness

Pornography.

Wilderness is gooooood!!!

by Wordup November 07, 2003