blackstar

a girl's asshole

I was pokin' on stacy's blackstar last night

by wordup January 29, 2003

schoo small

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

by Wordup November 07, 2003

cock whip

To belt a woman's face with your erect dick.

That chick's just asking for a cock whipping!

by Wordup November 07, 2003

bleeew job

The opening to a threatening phone call.

Lupton: "Hello, Michael speaking"
Prav/Ho: "Bleeew job!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003

Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

by Wordup November 07, 2003