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1 : guttural sounds made when trying to speak, sing or hum with a cock in one's mouth

2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock
1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.

2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.
by Word Ranch May 01, 2020

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process in which a QAnon systematically uses unethically manipulative fictional videos to persuade well meaning people to conform to radical far-right conspiracy theories. Often to the detriment of the nation and the so-called “patriots” being manipulated.
You might be QRainWashed if you... believe there is a worldwide cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles who rule the world, essentially, and they control everything.
by Word Ranch August 17, 2020

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When the video you are watching on Roku pauses unexpectedly and needs to be restarted.
Damn, we were watching the big finale and the show just stopped. We were Roku'd!
by Word Ranch March 06, 2011

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Winning an election slowly but definitively.
In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.
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by Word Ranch November 06, 2020

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