Definitions by WootALoot

Fahloogal

The act of secretly pleasing another mans desires at the workplace.

I've had to fahloogal with a bunch of guys to get where I'm at in this company.

Fahloogal by WootALoot May 7, 2018

Pollution Pump 

The unclean sphincter of a human that pumps out a pollutant. (AKA Butthole)

Guy 1 : How'd last night go?
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE

Pollution Pump by WootALoot February 27, 2018

WootALoot

To show joy, especially used during games with chests that may contain treasure or coins.

WootALoot! I found a bunch of chests full of currency!

WootALoot by WootALoot February 19, 2018

Weekend Warrior 

When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.

Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.

Weekend Warrior by WootALoot July 14, 2012

Homming Dogger 

One that likes to put different things into his rectum during masterbation, Normally exotic items such as pineapples, staplers, little powdered donuts, Loaded baked potato pringles, ect..

Guy 1: Hey Friend, What are you doing?

Guy 2: Im Homming Dogging, Can't you tell?

Guy 1: Oooooh, I never knew you were a homming dogger, it all makes sense now... Expecially with the whole Blackberry incident..

Homming Dogger by WootALoot September 14, 2010

Stump Grinder 

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

Stump Grinder by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Pig Roast Scramble 

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

Pig Roast Scramble by WootALoot December 14, 2009