masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008

Hey now

A greeting used by Deadheads, taken from the Mardi Gras song "Iko Iko" that the Dead often performed at shows.

Hey now, hey now, iko iko all day. Giacomo fina, ah na ney, giacomo fina ney.

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Lord of the Rings

A trilogy written by J.R.R. Tolkien, fantasy set in a place called Middle Earth, which is inhabited by hobbits and the like. While in high school in the early 70s, many of my fellow stoners were heavily into this trilogy and its precursor, The Hobbit. Led Zeppelin made references to it in a few of their songs, and Robert Plant was a known Tolkien enthusiest. This, of course, made it required reading for any self-respecting hippie, but I was strictly a poser when it came to this and other stoner sci-fi or fantasy, and after about the first 50 pages of the first book The Fellowship of the Ring, I found it too boring to read on.

In the 70s, the more cerebral stoners were into reading The Lord of the Rings.

by Woody Thomas August 23, 2008

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

banal

adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.

I like most of the Doors' music, but Jim Morrison's poetry is just plain banal.

by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009

Wal-Mart Bingo

A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.

Examples:

a poopy diaper in the parking lot

a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother

an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette

an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt

a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter

an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids

in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened

etc

Wal-Mart Bingo is fun

by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010