Woody Thomas's definitions

uh

used as a pause when speaking, to elicit approval from or to impress the listener(s) after saying something meant to be profound or impressive.

Tom Hanks: "It's great to be back hosting Saturday Night Live. I haven't been here since I did a little thing called Saving Private Ryan, uh..."

by Woody Thomas December 30, 2008

Homestyle

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.

what up widdit homestyle?

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

thorazine shuffle

The slow, slow, shuffling forward, usually while wearing slippers and a hospital gown, of a mental patient who has been rendered nearly catatonic by the tranquilizer thorazine

Willie did the thorazine shuffle down the hallway to his room

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

eat some fuck

A directive given to someone in anger or displeasure

oh, why don't you just eat some fuck, asshole!

by Woody Thomas January 1, 2009

cricket set

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.

Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

urban myth

A bit of folklore widely beleived to be real but that never actually happened.

Examples:

The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.

Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'

Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'

Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.

Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen

Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin

Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat

Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women

Most urban myths are bullshit

by Woody Thomas January 2, 2009

prostitution ring

a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on

There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008