Woody's definitions

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 25, 2004

gunshot

word used by gangstas and PG's representing gun fire or just for fun

GUNSHOT! GUNSHOT! Brup. Brup.

by Woody May 1, 2003

juff

a form of felching for women only.

She juffed me

by Woody March 26, 2003

TTSP

Short for The The Strokes Party. The political party thought up By Justin (aka Julian), Woody (aka Albert), Jed (aka Fab), Lachy (aka Nick), Mrs Z (aka Nickolai). Will be joining Australian Parliament in the near future, but there will be no real legislation other than to listen to The Strokes.

TTSP members all listen to The Strokes

by Woody April 10, 2005

wolfbagging

The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.

I was seriously hurt while wolfbagging.

by Woody March 9, 2005

Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

by Woody February 24, 2004

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004