Woody's definitions

trouzer stain

ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain

i got me trouzer stain when my mom cought me jerkin my gurkin

by Woody September 19, 2003

hung down

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

by woody April 28, 2003

bredcrum

Used by "white" people mocking "black" people's term "bredren" which means homie. Ye.

Sup Bredcrum.

by Woody May 1, 2003

crackheads

{see thugs} may sometimes be a thug on crack. Or, just may be a guy on da street askin 4 ya number and smokes crack at the same time

Pass that crack nigga.

Can i have yo numba?

by Woody May 13, 2004

Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

by Woody February 9, 2004

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody October 31, 2004

Bum chunder

A drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. Person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1's bum crack. Person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the testicles of person 1.

Give him a bum chunder!

by woody March 4, 2005