kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

deweydecimate

1. to destroy every 10th book in a library.

2. to destroy a library.

Did you hear the library burned down? It was deweydecimated.

by Wolfy PDX September 12, 2010

undercattage

The underside of a cat.

When Fluffy sat on the glass shelf, you could see her whole undercattage.

by Wolfy PDX July 12, 2011

sympabitch

To bitch in sympathy with another person's bitching.

"No shit. I flipped off a driver for doing that exact same thing", I sympabitched.

by Wolfy PDX December 7, 2013