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Definitions by Wolf89

Blackbird 

1.) Any black handgun, preferably a compact model.

2.)('s) Goverment suits, usually FBI, ATF or DEA Also "blackbirds on the wire" Means a phone line is tapped.

3.) Somone who acts happy in public but is an emotional wreck in private. Somone who dosn't advertise their depression.
1.)Guy1: You ready for this job?
Guy2: Yeah no sweat, I got my blackbird with me.

2.) Oh shit man, bail out! We got a couple of blackbirds on our ass!
b.) Guy1: Hey man, is this a good time to talk?
Guy2: I don't think so, I hear some blackbirds on the wire.

3.) Girl: I've been real fucking worried about sarah since her mom died.
Guy: she seems to have gotten over it.
Girl: yeah right, have you been to her house lately? She's a total blackbird.
Blackbird by Wolf89 July 2, 2006

Speedball Assassin 

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
Speedball Assassin by Wolf89 January 31, 2006

Morphine dreams 

Vivid and sometimes violently real dreams or memories caused by the extended use of morphine or heroin.

Also caused by heroin or morphine witdrawl.
Ex junkies often suffer from terrible morphine dreams.
Morphine dreams by Wolf89 January 31, 2006

Big Five 

The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.
Big Five by Wolf89 January 29, 2006

Saw Mouth 

1.) A sawn off shotgun.

2.) Somone who can insult somone elese very effectivly.

3.) The act of grinding your teeth against your partners genitals while performing oral sex.
1.) Bust a pig wit my saw mouth mossburg.

2.) It's hard to argue with Pauly, he's a saw mouth.

3.) " I was eatin krista, then I gave her the saw mouth, that got her screaming."
Saw Mouth by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
Schlong by Wolf89 December 28, 2005

back breaker 

A baseball bat(or any club like object) which has had a hole drilled in the middle and a metal pipe, bar, or metal powder/dust placed inside and the hole sealed shut. The purpose is to increase the weight and rigidity of the weapon.
Bobby owed the boys up on coronado some money, so they came after him with a back breaker.
back breaker by Wolf89 December 26, 2005