Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

by Wolf February 29, 2004

jk conspiracy 05

the chinese food restaurant is cheating you out of eggroles, purposly.

listen ching chang, i've had enough of this jk conspiracy 05 and just give me my freaking eggrole.

by wolf January 12, 2005

wild

used as a reference to saying "i wanna get fucked tonight" for low key sluts

gina: i usually get wild at parties

by wolf August 10, 2003

OWI

Another acronym for drunk driving is OWI, or operating while intoxicated. Similar to OUI, the operative word is “operating”.

I just got sentenced to 7 days in prison for my second OWI offense.

by WoLF February 02, 2007

Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004

flaky ass

the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.

hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.

by wolf January 12, 2005

smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.

the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening

by wolf January 12, 2005