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What a human has done who thinks the only meaning of life is to make more life. Often has 6 or more children, wants to get free paychecks, has many spouses (consecutively or concurrently), wants time off from work, and doesn't believe in either condoms or abstinence.
Heather's grandmother bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra. She had 17 children, each and every one a body mass index of 40.
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shake your silly snake

To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.
LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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the age of well-behaving animals

The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
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Thorodin

A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.
Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
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four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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