No Plus

The second most common outcome of Rhode Island's Keno Plus. With Keno Plus you pay twice as much for the chance of getting up to 10x the winnings. If you get No Plus, you only get 1x the winnings, or viewed alternatively, 0x the extra winnings.
I played 15 games with a $10 wager per game using with the Plus, but got No Plus on 10 games.
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Mephiroth

It's what you get when you cross the evils of Mephistopheles and Sephiroth from Final Fantasy.
Mephiroth took his blaster gun and hosed down the convent with both barrels.
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fidel castro

A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.
Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.

Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
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AOL tactic

Any form of aggressive advertising that does any of the following actions, almost all of which are legal in the USA but not necessarily morally correct:

1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.

2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.

3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.

3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.

4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?

5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.

6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.

7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.

8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }

9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.

10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.

11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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osama

A very realistic CGI 3D model of an Arabic looking man in a turban with a salt-and-pepper beard who appears on U.S. propaganda against Islam. Exists only in the mind of George W. Bush.
If Osama's real, then why don't we see him or hear him?
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 23, 2007
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percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.
A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
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Densetsu

Another way of saying "legend" or "The Legend of".
Densetsu is a good Bob Marley and the Wailers album.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
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