Wizards Sleeve 's definitions

fuckscope

A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.

Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006

chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

road kill week

Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.

Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."

by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

dinosaurs shinbone

Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.

Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

fuck dustbin

Extremely offensive slang name for a woman.

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007