Definitions by Wise Teller

Michael Sutherland 

Michael Sutherland is a widely loved individual. He is very skilled at basketball even with him being diagnosed with down syndrome. He also known as Daniel Burr to his close friends. He has a loving brother Jackson Sutherland and a caring mother Ellen Sutherland.

Michael Sutherland is SUCH a cool person and ALWAYS uses capitalization to make things more funny.

Michael Sutherland by Wise Teller July 25, 2020

rawr XD 

A word used by those who believe they are quirky. Also used by anime lovers and 40 year old british men.

I’m so quirky rawr XD!!

rawr XD by Wise Teller May 2, 2020

Laquishanism

The superior religion. Laquishanists are those who practice Laquishanism. Their god is doorknob face and their devil is La Reen.

“OMG! They practice Laquishanism?! That’s the superior religion!”

Laquishanism by Wise Teller June 4, 2019

Teetah

An offensive name for a white person. To be a teetah is to be a bitch or an ass.

"UGH Lily stole my boyfriend! She is SUCH a teetah!"

Teetah by Wise Teller May 16, 2019

Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is everyone's favorite Chinese friend, or perhaps even an Asian Pacific American friend. She is very loud and has a laugh that takes after her mom.

"Ling Ling is so loud and goofy!"

Ling Ling by Wise Teller May 16, 2019

Cavanii 

is a nickname for someone who is mean spirited and whom no one likes.

“Heather is SUCH a Cavanii and no one even likes her!”

Cavanii by Wise Teller May 14, 2019

Doorknob Face 

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.

“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”

Doorknob Face by Wise Teller May 14, 2019