Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes
"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"
by Winston Churchill December 05, 2021
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Flamethrower Anus

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.
"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"
by Winston Churchill December 04, 2021
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pet names for genitalia

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.
by winston churchill August 09, 2003
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onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
by Winston Churchill December 05, 2021
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lawl

a gay ass abbrviation originating as a way to pronounce lol, later changed its meaning to "laughing a whole lot"
anyone who uses lawl should be shot
by winston churchill August 09, 2003
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