Winston Churchill 's definitions

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

by winston churchill August 9, 2003

onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Flamethrower Anus

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.

"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"

by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021

Special BBQ sauce

Barbecue sauce with ketamine in it

"No Mr. Cosby I don't want to try your special BBQ sauce"

by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021

lawl

a gay ass abbrviation originating as a way to pronounce lol, later changed its meaning to "laughing a whole lot"

anyone who uses lawl should be shot

by winston churchill August 9, 2003