Definitions by Winston Churchill

onion master 

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

onion master by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Michael Jacksoning 

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

Michael Jacksoning by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Flamethrower Anus 

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.

"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"

Flamethrower Anus by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021

Special BBQ sauce 

Barbecue sauce with ketamine in it

"No Mr. Cosby I don't want to try your special BBQ sauce"

Special BBQ sauce by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

pet names for genitalia by winston churchill August 9, 2003

lawl

a gay ass abbrviation originating as a way to pronounce lol, later changed its meaning to "laughing a whole lot"

anyone who uses lawl should be shot

lawl by winston churchill August 9, 2003