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mud geyser

A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.
We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."
by Wingman September 14, 2003
mugGet the mud geysermug.

wet retard

A name for a seal. See dry seal
Im going to the zoo to see the wet retard show.
by Wingman September 27, 2004
mugGet the wet retardmug.

Growf

the answer to the question "hows that taste", when the tasting is not yet over.......particularly post coitus in a blowjob.
by wingman May 20, 2004
mugGet the Growfmug.

whofrodathama'me

the only shirt capable of luring an attractive female back to one's apartment for the sole purpose of a sound whooping at mariokart.

also capable of amplifying ten fold the game of wes
why you all wearin' tha' whofrodathama'me up in here?
by wingman February 15, 2004
mugGet the whofrodathama'memug.

ball gravy

While having intercourse, where the female is on top, sometimes vaginal lubrication leaks out and onto the males balls and the parts of the legs closest to the balls.
"I have to shower."
"Why?"
"Your ball gravy is everywhere and it is skeeving me out."
by Wingman September 16, 2005
mugGet the ball gravymug.

ZOHAIR

Will you marry me Zohair? I wana go to Dubai n meet BluE!
by WINGMAN May 24, 2004
mugGet the ZOHAIRmug.

youfuckincockass

Said as all one word with no breaks. Used as an insult. Comes from the Greek word Youfuckingcocktartukolopolus.
Leroy, UUUUUUUUUUFUCKINCOCKASS!

Thats about it on definition. Not that complex.
by Wingman October 12, 2004
mugGet the youfuckincockassmug.

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