slanky

Slang for "penis".

She totally wants my slanky.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

Sploogle

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.

I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.

by Wilson April 21, 2005

pound

1. Poet that emigrates from USA an goes mad to the bone. 2. One who usually wants to emulate Walt Whitman 3. Man in a cage. 4. Nazi.

My english teacher is great: he´s a pound!

by Wilson January 28, 2004

oogle

To observe something in awe.

We went to Best Buy to oogle at the digital camcorders.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by wilson March 01, 2005

FGI

fucking good idea!
this usually follows after some lazy nerd tells you to fgi fucking google it.

Hellman109: fgi

Sturmy: FGI mate NERD

by Wilson October 13, 2004

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004