5 definitions by wilma

Jiten

An ape, usually inhabiting forests in central West Africa. Feeds exclusively on bananas. Responsible for running a number of bus companies as part of his species' ownership of the world's transport networks. Service is, however, regrettably poor.

Without Jiten and his bananas, the public transport in London would be much more efficient.
Jiten is a chimpanzee.

by wilma September 14, 2003

the headrester

when a guy rests his head on a girl's shoulder, in a real gay kind of way.

Tyrone rested his head on Bunifa's shoulder, she looked at him and thought, "what a fagot."

by wilma August 13, 2004

chimpanzee

see Jiten.

Jiten is a chimpanzee.

by wilma September 12, 2003

That Guy

Jay

Aka Jaylen

Jaylen Is “that guy”

by wilma October 10, 2021

Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by wilma March 23, 2015