pencil shavings

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
by wills0 July 28, 2009
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autism

A developmental disorder, NOT a mental disease/illness.
Some people have autism.
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high functioning autism

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.
High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.
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encyclopedia dramatica

A wiki created by cool people who make fun of people. They claim to "do it for the lulz." This website is racist, sexist, offensive and most of all, fursecuting. The creators of encyclopedia dramatica rule.
Encyclopedia dramatica's awesome.
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teacher's aide

A school assistant who supports teachers who need help and students who need to stay on task.
Teacher's aides are there to help.
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Red Bull

To Red Bull someone means to roughly tackle them while playing bullrush.
Me: I Red Bulled my brother last night in bullrush.
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2 definitions in 1

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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