Wills0's definitions

2 definitions in 1

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.

Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.

by wills0 June 21, 2010

autism

A developmental disorder, NOT a mental disease/illness.

Some people have autism.

by Wills0 July 1, 2009

pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

by wills0 July 28, 2009

retard ism

the state of being retarded.

Down syndrome people usually have retard ism.

by Wills0 June 5, 2009

pimping

another word for awesome, radical or cool.

pimping man, pimping.

by Wills0 July 9, 2009

bullrush

A game where you have to run from one place to another, while trying to avoid being tackled by the person who's in, because the person who's in has to try and tackle the other players before they can get past him. Once you're tackled, you're in and you too have to tackle the other players before they can get past you.

Me and my friends played bullrush last night.

by wills0 July 14, 2010

dropkick

someone who was dropped on his head when he was a baby.

dropkick: I'm a dropkick. Yay!
me: What a dropkick.

by Wills0 May 23, 2009